Aku nak ketawa.Ini mmg ajaib!

Sebelum apa-apa, baik kamu-kamu baca dulu post dari blog laksamana bentan ini. Klik sini utk baca. Seriously, tiba-tiba lepas sesi beramah mesra dengan member baik dr "jaman" sekolah, ini yg aku jumpa. Dah la lepas sesi penuh "emosi" (emosi lah sgt kan...siap kutuk mengutuk lagi dan ketawa besar2..emosilah kan...~hahaha) dan2 la pulak terbit ubat mujarab utk mendatangkan ketenangan dan ketenteraman jiwa... Nak tahu? Meh consult personally dengan aku. Baaeekkk punya aku bagi nnt! Hahaha~ Siries! Memang nk ketawa, dan ini memang ajaib lah!

Part paling terkesan dalam blog en Laksamana itu, yang ini:

"Well, apabila seseorang yang you all sangat harapkan untuk jatuh cinta tetapi tidak menjadi…of all you know, it is not because of you personally. Maybe you sudah lakukan yang terbaik dalam hidup you tetapi…tiada BAUAN yang serasi, tiada NAFSU semulajadi yang menarik, dan mungkin tiada hormon yang memberitahu OTAK nya yang anda adalah cintanya…

Semua ini tidak dikawal oleh orang yang anda minati itu, tetapi semuanya sudah ada didalam diri masing-masing sejak azali. So, kalau dia tak berminat tu, or dia kata nak ambil masa ke, or dia nak berkawan sahaja tu…that is mean TARIKAN SEMULAJADI itu sebenarnya tidak ada. Jadi, tak perlulah bersedih."

Sedih? Haha~ LOSER gila lah kan sampai nak sedih2 bagai. Tp kecelaruan fikiran tu adalah timbul juga. Huuu~ Ini mungkin hanya suatu kebetulan, tapi kan ke lebih baik kita jgn jadi org yg tak berapa betul, mereng dan sewel sampai nk terfikir itu dan ini yg bukan2, nak sakit kepala tak tentu pasal, nk sakit hati tak kena punca, nk garuk hati dan tiba-tiba nk give up tak semena-mena kerana mende yg sebenarnya simple and under control kite sendiri nih. Seriously, not worth it. Mungkin ada banyak pertimbangan bg sesetengah kes tapi lebih baik fokus pada mende yg lebih bermanfaat dan lebih mendatangkan berfaedah drpd duduk tercanguk memikirkan benda yg tak pernah nk pasti. Come on lah! EGO itu kena dibalas dengan pernyataan LIMIT dan PRIDE. Move on lah! Orang yg perasan lebih2 ni lagilah bahaya okkeh! Jadi, silalah bangun semua dan bergerak! Ayuh!

Chommel dan Kiyut je kan?

Haaa...~ Kalau mampu nk jamin cinta tu sampai ke akhir hayat macam uncle and aunty chommel and kiyut kat gambar nih, teruskanlah. Tapi kalau awal-awal dah dapat macam-macam excuses kau kena hadap, uuhhmmm... Forget it! Berkawan sahaja lebih baik. Itu lebih menarik utk dipertahankan...! Kau mesti tak sanggup hilang kawan yg baik kan? Lebih-lebih lagi kalau dia memang tak pernah lah nk treat kau yg sampai tahap menghina kau kan... Jadi kalau dapat dipertahankan friendship itu, it would be nice. Sbb berkawan ada byk batasnya dan tiada nk sesak2 fikir pasal komitmen! Kan? Kan? Kalau dah memang jodoh kau dgn dia, no worries.. Kau akan jumpa balik dgn dia pada sesi yg lebih nyaman, aman dan damai. Bau, Nafsu dan Otak tu punya kesan mungkin lambat kott. Hahaha~ Tapi percayalah, janji Allah itu pasti!

Parenting (taken from "He Who Laughs,Last!")

Story 1: So Much Hair

A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.


"Mommy, Mommy, why doesn't Daddy have very many hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.


"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a diplomatic explanation for her husband's baldness.


Her son thought for a second and asked, "So, why do you have so much hair?"

Story 2: Burnt Offering

The rule for my children is if they complain about my cooking, they have to cook the next meal.

One busy evening, the skin on the chicken I was roasting got too dark and my nine-year-old son eyed the meat and said glumly, "Burnt chicken again." Looking at me, he quickly blurted, "Just the way I like it!"

Story 3: Cow's Milk

It was a rare treat that little Russel got to drink chocolate milk instead of the regular, unflavored type.

One day, after enjoying a cold glass of chocolate milk, he smacked his lips and with a satisfied look on his face asked, "Mom, does chocolate milk come from brown cows?"

Story 4: Singular vs. Plural

Justin was doing his homework one day. "What's the plural of 'child'?" he read out loud.

Without a beat, his little brother Martyn quipped, "Kids!"

Story 5: Diapers

A young couple expecting their first baby was enthusiastically shopping for diapers in preparation for the arrival of their little one.

Knowing nothing about the diapers, the wife looked at the different sizes available. "Up to 4.5kg...4-6kg...12+kg...16+kg..." she read each label.

Puzzled about which she would buy, the frustrated wife asked her husband, "How am I to know how heavy Baby's poop is going to be?"

Story 6: A Good Father

"A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society." - Billy Graham

Story 7: Mother

Your mother is always with you...She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well. Your mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every teardrop.

She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space...not even death!

Yang lawak utk otot...yg sejuk untuk perut...

I'm reading a good and might be the best-to-be-ever book written by former teacher, Mr David Tong... "He Who Laughs, Lasts!"... half of hour reading the book, i really feel that my muscle is getting 'healthier' as i cant stop laughing in every words he wrote the book...the content is so closed in the context of Malaysia culture and it's written naturally...So people, i suggest you really-really-really have to get own this book now (or never) as i do believe "laughter is the best medicine"...!! Thanks Mr David Tong....

Will be looking forward to find the first book of his "Laughter, The Best Malaysian" in future!! ^^; [::laugh and keeping laughing mode::]

And this is my all-time-favourite drink during my meal...iced tea, originated from Mahallah Aminah Cafeteria...ooouhhh~~really looking forward for that cool icy and kaw2 iced tea everyday!!my sister said: "There you go...now u know why all this while i love to order iced tea rite?and are you going to be as big as I am?we'll see...[grinning]"...Aaahhh....i dont even care-lah coz i know this cool-cool icy-icy thing is suit with my stomach!! =P